Juxtaposition

Search your name on urbandictionary and post the number one result.

banggela:

shainahloves13:

hellyeahitshannah:

rollercoasterxrush:

twinkletwinklelittlestarrr:

raptortears:

minhoismyho:

jellehanne:

ohmyjuliet:

jogwon:

kaimu:

youarefitashim:

pervertology:

mushybaby:

haewhore:

shia - an extreme word used to refer to a vagina. commonly used to describe men who lost their manhood. || FML. xD

Sharmaine  - An extremely intellectual human with a vivid imagination. Knows how to get her way by subtly conning them. Has the ability to sing like an angel and only confides in close friends. Is more of an introvert than an extrovert and will only get violent when needed.

Wow, she is so Sharmaine…..

Mary Ann - A slang word for a slut

A person who walks down the street with a mighty fine piece of ass pretty little lady. Often found shaking her hair like she just don’t care, she is quite a crazy wild
So yeah.. MY USERNAME fits me really >.> omglol.

Briony - a really really, ridiculously fabulous person. (hahaha what!?)

Stanley

A Plan/Plan of action

What are we doing? Whats the fucking stanley?

 Megan: 

A person who only eats meat.Person 1: “Hey I’m Vegan!”
Person 2: “Hey I’m Megan!”LOLOMG THATS GREAT. This wasn’t the first one though. They were all so nice :D

Jillian:

This is a complex name to understand let alone define. The reason this is so complicated is because the many theory’s experts have come to. One of the theory’s states that this name is only used for people with extreme power and or abilities like a goddess or pharaoh. The extent of this name cannot put into perspective for the simple fact that a word has not been created that fully describes her. Philosophers say Cleopatra was going to be named Jillian but once the power of the name alone was considered they decided she could not fulfill such large shoes. We have been graced with few words/phases that describe Jillian. Jillian is an incredible friend, who’s loyal and wont stab you in the back. She has an amazing sense of humor and loves to laugh and have a good time. She may come up with some ideas that simple minded humans cannot see the point or concept, these ideas takes someone else who’s name shares the same magnitude as hers. Because of this some may consider her and some of her ideas crazy, stop yourself from thinking this because this type of crazy is far past your imagination and should be thought of as a good thing. Shes a beautiful woman to say the least. Hot/sexy would also be another good term to address her appearance. Her intelligence is far beyond anything a simple mind can understand so dont even try to venture down that road. Simply put Jillian is awesome for lack of a better word.Jillian. there is nothing that accurately describes her but this is as close as we can get.

Nana

What I call my granny

Karissa

 karissa is a fucking drop dead sexy girl her nexopia is littlecutie*karissa is a very hot girl

Erin

Erin is a female who has the body of a goddess and the brain of a genius. Men are drawn to her good looks and her awsome sense of humour. Out of all the females in the world its the Erins who rule. COOL.

Nikki

Quite possibly the cutest, sweetest, and most attractive girl you’ll ever meet. Not only is she pretty and hot, but she has great intellectual insight and is all around a perfect person. No matter what she does, you could never get mad at her. When you see her pictures, her smile, her eyes, you feel not only turned on, but content. Content because you know that she is everything you could ask for.

hannah4617 up, 1731 down 
a girl with class, grace, poise and elegance

AngelaSmall, short catlike person. Very easy to tease, but there’s no reason to tease an Angela because they’re very sweet. You can trust an Angela. Often, Angelas need a hug. Give your Angela a hug today.

Francis is a very attractive male, usually of Italian descent, but does not flaunt his nationality to attract females. Rather he shows his unsurpassed sporting and academic ability, and may remove his shirt from time to time to seal the deal. Jill: So, have you seen Francis today?
Jane: Oh my golly who hasn’t? He is just so damn attractive.
Jill: I heard he removed his shirt last week?
Jane: Yeah 7 girls who were there were taken to hospital with over-horny-itis, almost instantly.
OKAY SO WHERE WAS I WHEN GOD DECIDED TO MAKE “FRANCIS” A HOT ITALIAN GUY? >:|